Dreams can come true

By amiezingme - 26/07/2013 13:09 - United States - Swansboro

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Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Palmela Handerson likes it rough.

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teamlightskin 14

How in the world did he manage to do that??

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Eisenhorn 10

Nothing like hardcore masturbation to start the day

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Cami111 2

Replace it before anyone notices with a look alike

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xStaciexLynnx 15

I can't be the only person who doesn't believe he was alone...

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amisenho 11

Does he routinely jump on the bed while he masturbates? It happens!

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sabbyheartswhat 23

Does anyone else think an heirloom bed is a little gross? Yea the mattress is new, but I don't want to sleep in a spot and have it running through my head my parents, grandparents, great grandparents, etc did it right here. Possibly conceiving the next generation. Totally gross me out! X0

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thatgirlincali 13

Do you really think he was by himself?

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monster216 7

maybe he was with someone. .. maybe ur sister!!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Anyone else picturing Edward Cullen here? Seriously, he breaks the bed during the honeymoon. lol But seriously, it sucks that he broke a family heirloom, even if he did accomplish his dream. O.o Awkward...

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vintaqe 28

I really want to know how you break a bed during masturbation. I'd like to try it.

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Dracoboxer357 35

71- In my mind, he was probably just fapping himself while jumping on the bed like a 5 year old with ADHD. Unfortunately, not too impressive. ;p

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