Today, I sent a picture to my best friend of the shoes I want to wear to prom. She replied, "Wow those are so unique". I guess she forgot that last week she told me she only uses the word unique when she hates something. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. I commented, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd you manage to find such hideous shoes?" It turns out she wears those shoes all the time, the color just matched her outfit. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
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Top comments
emxy92 22
If you like them that's all that matters!
Telefunkish 12
She sure seems to be a unique person
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Comments (63)
iiTzNeeNerz 26
That's when you reply with "I know! I even thought they would look great on you; they seem to match your unique personality as well." Maybe that will refresh her memory.
xChaos 29
DestinyNiya 33
Imo, best friends can just straight up tell each other if the shoes, dress, makeup, or anything else is ugly and save you from embarrassment. Sure you both are best friends?
xChaos 29
But her best friend doesn't say it directly.
DestinyNiya 33
Wish she did
ckerane 16
She probly hasn't realised
drayloon 50
They're not her shoes, they're yours. Your opinion is the Sole one that matters
MDoremis 38
In all honesty, if she isn't buying it, she doesn't get a vote in what you're getting.
adankaz2014 15
As long as you like them that is all that matters. And if they are so "unique" to her, then you don't have to worry about her wearing the same pair. Either way, like someone has already stated, don't let your friend not liking them persway you away from them. Also, I hope you enjoy your night at Prom.
Bragi 12
16: That's the worst advice people can give.
Dovahkiin_1997 22
Stop being so negative! What's your advice then, wise guy? Jfc.
Katyness 14
I think we need to have some restrictions on FML. how is this even a fml moment? op searched far and wide for something to write
Epikatz 22
Wow, lot of people hating on the friend. It's not like friends are obligated to agree with your style choices. Not liking a pair of shoes doesn't make someone a shitty person...
ZY1431 24
well she sounds like a blast
FerrisCat 7
I think I appreciate the fact that she's got a way to state her opinion without insulting yours. It's not like she's saying the shoes are gross and you're stupid to wear them. I think she'd be worse to smash on the shoes you love. This way you know she's not a fan without making a big deal of it.