Today, I sent a picture to my best friend of the shoes I want to wear to prom. She replied, "Wow those are so unique". I guess she forgot that last week she told me she only uses the word unique when she hates something. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. I commented, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd you manage to find such hideous shoes?" It turns out she wears those shoes all the time, the color just matched her outfit. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
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Top comments
emxy92 22
If you like them that's all that matters!
Telefunkish 12
She sure seems to be a unique person
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Comments (63)
earljonez 22
This reminds me of Regina George from Mean Girls.
liza1922 7
she probably remembers, take the hint and get better shoes
bakannie 12
Or she remembered and gave you some tough love.
kewpiesuicide 29
Nobody worth noticing is ever ordinary. Everyone has their own taste and you don't have to appeal to anyone but yourself. That confidence will shine through.
Bragi 12
42 - If she's seeking validation, first from hr friend and then here, she doesn't have that kind of confidence. She'll just look silly and feel self concious.
soulreaper12296 28
Who cares? If you like them, then why care if your friend does or not?
classicsparkles 17
No, she didn't. She definitely remembers, and chose her words as such because she knows you're uber touchy and it is a best friend's job to save their best friend from bad choices.
superspooky 13
This is an FML how? So your friend doesn't like your shoes. Who cares?
Fmlsea 28
what does her opinion matter? shes not wearing them , as long as you like them thats all that matters.
foxmatrix15 8
You can talk to her and tell her u know what she ment by unique then talk trash to each other bout fashion then get all girly about how you knew she hated them with her "unique" comment and go shopping then hug and be besties again. ~Cuz women are weird~
verysmarmy 11
She didn't forget. She knows you understand her.