Love: Desperate

Desperate

By Anna - 02/12/2012 08:03 - United States - Monroe

Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

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You deserved it 2 648

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By Sheev - 18/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML

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By Rakayla - 29/06/2019 12:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML

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By rejected - 28/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

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You deserved it 28 843

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 3 915

By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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You deserved it 4 809

enormouselephant 15

Sunday 2 December 2012 13:26

Why is this guy your friend? Asshole.

Batterypost 23

Sunday 2 December 2012 13:27

I reckon it's time to find yourself a new friend.

Comments

CuriousAlien 7

Sunday 2 December 2012 14:00

Well that's obviously why, he doesn't have a date, because he's a completely rude ********. As a comeback, you should have said "Well there's a reason why you don't have a date. Most girls don't like a guy with a small dick, especially when half of it is shoved into their personality. Or "You should wear a condom on your head because if your going to act like a dick, then you might as well look like one."

rosesong2494 3

Sunday 2 December 2012 21:34

Do you have a trademark on those? 'Cuz I am so gonna steal them!

CuriousAlien 7

Monday 3 December 2012 1:24

Haha. Please, go ahead, use them.

Luxord33 8

Monday 3 December 2012 9:49

Three things: First: 12 I wish I could thumbs up that comment like a MILLION times! :) Second: OP please remove this friend from your life cuz he's CLEARLY a total asshole. Third: I'd LOVE to meet the three hundred people who said YDI and PUNCH each and every one in the face.

CuriousAlien 7

Tuesday 4 December 2012 1:31

I agree with 1,2, and 3. Like how can you even say that OP deserved it.

Mahtari 19

Sunday 2 December 2012 14:04

Haven't you heard? All friends nowadays talk like that. Just call him worthless and laugh it off.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 2 December 2012 14:36

Were you being sarcastic? Sorry for responding if so. But none of my friends speak to me that way, it's blatantly disrespectful. If they did, they wouldn't be considered a friend anymore. I don't know anyone who would put up with that kind of treatment.

kittenzZz 4

Sunday 2 December 2012 15:08

Only if he was joking..

Driblets 8

Monday 3 December 2012 8:34

To be fair, my friends and I talk like that to each other but I guess that is just out special relationship because we all know we are just trying to be funny and not insulting. Sometimes when we go to far we just ask the other person to back off.

photoquilty 6

Sunday 2 December 2012 14:11

Yeah...this guy is not a friend. Ditch him.

sniken 14

Sunday 2 December 2012 14:13

Perhaps? People like that doesn't deserve anyone caring for them what so ever. Op did a kind gesture and was treated like shit. fyl op. (and remove this friend from your life asap)

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sunday 2 December 2012 14:25

Now YOU know why he has nobody to go with. Maybe you should let HIM know too. P.S. He's a dipshit.

moonboobs 4

Sunday 2 December 2012 15:08

Found out why no one wants to go with him. He's a douchebag!

buckdharma 36

Sunday 2 December 2012 15:19

Ask someone else out. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 2 December 2012 15:32

No one asked "him" vs him asking someone? He should try to take charge or he has no one else to blame but himself. He sounds like a jerk so I'm not surprise no one wants to date him.