Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, I told off my crazy sister-in-law after she made my wife cry for putting on weight during lockdown. Then, as I was sleeping in my armchair, the crazy bitch snuck into the house and cut off every single one of my meter-long dreadlocks. Now I got a BALD HEAD. FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
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Top comments
nix1993 41
'Sleepwalk' into her room in a ski-mask whilst wielding a chainsaw. See if she's still smirking then.
chanellgymnast 17
What a bitch.
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Comments (105)
worldclassrager 41
Got a hat to wear for awhile? And if your sister would be sleepwalking this I would assume is not the first time something would have happened...
heyyhowsitgoing 9
I'm loving all these revenge ideas!
ShinyArcanine 16
Cut all her hair off too
generalasskicker 12
When she glows to sleep shave one of her eyebrows and half her head
Moon_Dreamer22 12
pretend that you're sleep walking and dump a cup of ice on your sister while she's sleeping, if the cold shock doesn't teach her the damp pajamas sure will
ntremaglio 1
I woulda knocked that bitch on her ass and shaved her ******* head.
chosha_fml 27
Cut her hair in her sleep and say she must have done it to herself while sleeping.
Omniprism 15
Pay back time. Hair remover in the shampoo.
Yolandababy2 14
I would of cut her hair out while quote on quote sleep walking
ZodiacalComa7 11
Kick her ass!