Sex, Pranks, Awkward, Dad jokes and Intimacy: Dad jokes! - FML

Dad jokes!

By Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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coolkid_matt 11

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:09

hahaha :D awkward

Badtz_maru_fml 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:10

-Insert awkward silence-

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bballwarrior 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:12

and the room goes dead!

smallbarkbigbite 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:44

hahaha tht sucks

kaylapple 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:15

that was too funny!

geo26620 3

Friday 29 July 2011 3:35

Pahahaha... tumble weeds! really sick but really funny...

Jawa99 9

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:37

Oh, parents. Y U SO FREAKY?!

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Wednesday 19 October 2011 2:50

I guess this incident was followed by a REALLY awkward silence...

MissSmileyFace 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 10:12

Im pretty sure he was mocking your bf. I thought it was funny.

stonedfishies 10

Thursday 28 June 2012 13:20

That's really creepy, especially coming from your father.

jjmiller1001 17

Saturday 4 August 2012 14:37

Ewwww!

fail_gurl21 7

Friday 9 November 2012 9:30

awkward much?

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