Today, I was wearing a new $500 dress on a crowded train. I looked great and I could feel the eyes on me. A cute guy then offered me his seat, only boosting my confidence more until he said "for you and the baby," pointing at a bump in my dress. I'm not pregnant and wasted $500. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML
Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
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Top comments
vanadesse 0
YDI for buying a five hundred dollar dress.
vee_baby 0
Is that where you keep your ego? YDI.
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Comments (252)
chinagirl3343 8
This is why one shouldn't assume a woman is pregnant.
aubreybradt 9
saw "$500 dress" and hit YDI.
projectem7 14
Atleast you can get free seats… its something
MikeRulz 15
Its not the dress that made you look fat you're just fat and why would you waste 500 dollars on a dress
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Maybe $500 is a little crazy for a dress but if you feel good in it then it was worth it
hunteredmundson 17
If you can afford a $500 dress why would you take a train
SunnySideUpp 9
Stupidest, most arrogant thing I've ever read
A_Little_Girl77 12
who the hell buys a $500 dress and has to ride a train?
LordMinion 9
Why is everybody commenting on the fact that she bought a $500 dress? It's her money and she can spend it on whatever she wants...No need to get all butthurt and dump on her just because she can afford to buy nice things and you can't. For all you know, she's good with her money and saved for months to buy that dress and deserves it for all of her hard work! Op, F your life!
GumStickExtraGmail 22
Okay, to everyone saying that its not okay how she wanted something to feel pretty, your crazy. You didn't NEED that cool shirt, therefore ydi. no! sometimes people want to feel pretty.