Creepy guy

By GOAWAY - 26/12/2014 23:06 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML
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ermagherdaturdis 26

It sounds like you should be glad to have broken up with him.

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_kyleG_ 34

Kinda sounds like he's doing it on purpose

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kirigaiku 15

Maybe it's because he is crazy.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

I don't think "being a weirdo" is cause for a judge to grant one. They have to have made threats usually.

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your_ma 27

Everyone loves a batshit crazy ex. Have a proper talk to him about how he needs to man the **** up and move on but maybe phrase it more kindly than that..

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A07 48

It sounds perfect just the way you said it 15

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vikky538 28

Some dogs never behaves...you ex is one of them...

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Angeuh_fml 21

Now I've a mental image of OP hitting her ex with a rolled newspaper "Bad You ! Bad Bad Bad you !" :D

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hkhan24 23

How did he get a girlfriend in the first place?

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salamancer 11

*sniffs* "You smell different when you're awake."

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anormalperson 25

Restraining order maybe?

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