Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimate moment. However, he told me we could still keep at it while the oven preheated. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
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Top comments
Ringmaster1 0
And who says all men think about is sex.
Kitola 2
Naked cookie baking? WIN!!
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Comments (239)
neonbluezzz10 0
hahahaha. :D those better be some good cookies!
1o1fyourlife 0
hope they were good XD.
fckaduck 0
Was he stoned? o.0
dollymyfolly 0
That's oddly cute.
fudrick 0
Sex > food when stoned tbqh
jcooh0lla 0
yeah of course haha
jcooh0lla 0
yeah of course haha
genius_man16 1
Actually the OP said he was stoned in reply to the first post. Honestly i think it's pretty weird to be having sex with a guy who is stoned but whatever.
fxdxhk90 0
You had sex and home made cookies, your life is good, qyb.
lexiBRo 0
what is qyb?
musiclife_fml 0
quit your bitching probably
lexiBRo 0
oh ok.. thanx...i learn more acronyms from this website than is really necessary lol
girandwogpig 0
I'm assuming it means quit your bitching....just guessing
SaintJimmy 0
Seriously though, why can't people just type that out? Are the people on this site really that lazy?
maximumoverdrive 0
aw he baked you cookies? that's so sweet.
aback 5
Those better be some damned good cookies.
xxlillyxx 0
awww what is with people saying FML for nice things???? i mean sex is a real calorie burner and cookies are a real turn on....lol i would be like thx babe u too sweet...lol
291togo 0
What's the problem? He's thinking ahead. What you're supposed to do is keep the mood going with a toy while he's prepping the cookies. Once he's done, he comes back, nails you and when it's all said and done... COOKIES!!