unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
bandeek
🌶️ Spicy
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
crap
Thailand 🌶️ Spicy
Escape route
Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML
SuperJesus
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
stargate25
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Planning
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
cuckolddreams
Broken Bow, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop begging
Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't take long. She said, "I know." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
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nibawan 0
maybe she was checking to see if you passed the one minute mark yet
drakem 7
Be faster :D
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Comments (120)
mjacksjack 0
that means you are boring her. u should have vibrate her off first.
odexy 12
I'd usually check the time during sex to see how long my boyfriend has lasted. Maybe she was doing the same?
s8n666 0
maybe you lasted longer than normal and she was timing it.
tdurden 0
I would have busted on her face
aardvarkish 17
She needs a better watch.
glitchedgamer 0
Maybe she was just wondering what time it was? God, people will find the dumbest shit just to say FML.
mexipunker 0
Ydi for sucking at sex and failing at life.
randiZ25 0
maybe she was impresses by your stamina???
SaintE_fml 0
nice
iWonderJmo 0
Awww that's F'd up
sarcdude 3
Implications of hitting on you aside, you sound like my kinda woman.