Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML
Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
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hazri 0
You found him cute but didnt want to smile back. Fyi, guys really hate it when girls play hard to get.
EMR_fml 0
"but in order to be cool, " Automatic YDI. Stop trying to be "cool". Try being friendly and just be yourself. Much better than being cool. If you think he's cute just smile back.
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Comments (175)
thabeast 0
singing- lame druming on the steering wheel- maybe cool... maybe ignoring- lame nice smile back- hot and cool YDI totaly and completely and I agree with 7 & 9
kuntageous 0
Y ignore it? That's ride ydi
kylek61294 1
*Why ignore it? That's right, YDI.
HeyitsPheddy 0
And think about how easy it would have been to smile back, drive away, and go on with your life.
runkatrun 0
Hahah...true, but let's consider she probably made his morning. High five, OP! Learn, laugh, and move on.
Casualt1234 0
people have pretty much already said it. trying to be cool and impress people is always ydi.
FMY_FYL 0
OH! So THAT's what that is! Being cool! I always just thought that when people completely ignored me they were being standoffish and cold! My mistake! YDI.
ashole1990 10
gee this is lame how exactly did you think that would make you seem cool? and the fact that you were passionately singing along to nothing probably made you seem a little messed up in the head to him. why should you care anyways if you seemed cool? it was a random guy at a light. what are the odds you'll ever see him again? and i should hope not after your hilarious display
noshitsherlock 0
WOW, that is your idea of "cool"? FYL because you're obviously a loser, psycho/weird, and stupid.
PaperMoon 0
What's wrong with smiling back?
libbypotpie 0
Oh my word. I hope you were actually singing, and not just pretending to sing, to look cool. Oh my gosh I laughed soo hard at this.
alexgisforme3 0
lol nice! haha i wonder what he thought. thats funny. people hating are just wasting their time! people get all bent out of shape way too easily.