Kids, Divorce, Parents and Love: Consistent

Consistent

By Username - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

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Thursday 12 May 2011 19:17

Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.

Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 19:17

how many times u plan on getting married. damn

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xcrazyforyouu 2

Monday 16 May 2011 6:19

young love

Lilmama2Uchickz 0

Monday 16 May 2011 12:48

What a role model your son is

Bobissmall 13

Monday 16 May 2011 21:25

MINUS 82 mother *******!

Skylarboyle 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 7:33

pussy

barmeywashere 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 0:26

Be happy for ur child...

duppsydaisy017 0

Friday 27 May 2011 2:48

bwhahah(: how lonf were you married to them ?

assassinthefirst 5

Friday 10 June 2011 16:40

Yeah, FYL, but good for the kid!

rennmarie 0

Friday 17 June 2011 13:27

take advice from him

I_aM_nErD 5

Monday 4 July 2011 7:09

im 12 and im pretty sure ive had a longer relationship ha

omggtfomi 1

Saturday 12 November 2011 7:08

Ooooh burn

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