Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my son told me he's had 5 boyfriends and is currently working to improve himself before getting into another relationship. When I was his age, I was still single. My son has more game than I do. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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spazticechidna 2
Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.
Death_From_Above 0
how many times u plan on getting married. damn
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Comments (145)
greeneyedpanther_fml 5
damn.... that is awesome for your son. sucks for you though.
Migole 36
Uhm, wow...Maybe you should try to stay with a man for a couple years first before you marry him -.- Your son is awesome though for staying with a girl for so long while they're still in their teens where a relationship usually lasts a few weeks. Good thing he didn't use you as an example.
mirandaelcraig 13
Instead of saying fyl, try looking on a bright side. either A) you raised a great son who knows how to treat a woman or B) at least someone is learning from you/your husbands mistakes (not to sound harsh...)
DusktheKat 12
How is that a bad thing? So, you think that it's unacceptable for him to have a long lasting relationship when you don't? Get a life. YDI
blackwidowtaco 31
Sad that your son has a more permanent love life than you. May be time to just take sometime for yourself. Sorry op!
Otaku31 19
My parents got married shortly after high school. My mom was 19 and my dad was 21. They have been married for 23 years now. Statistics are not always correct.
fantasyworld 39
How long were both marriages and when did he start dating her?
bassfisher100 23
be happy for him
djta17 8
So you're saying fml because your son is mature enough to keep up a steady relationship
rpitre99 12
Hey this just means that you succeeded he grew up better than you did