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Congratulations, you played yourself

danielle - 23/04/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

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gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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Joe - 04/08/2011 18:28 - United States

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

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Let em in

Kerrilyn - - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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darn it. - 20/02/2009 16:16 - United States

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

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He's a good man

no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

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Drink up

whyme - 31/05/2013 18:47 - United States - Crescent

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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Smart move

Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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DerrickUhl - - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML

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Thursday 23 April 2009 16:06

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21)...*YDI*

ShayDee313 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:03

that's what you get!!!!

ambermary101 6

Wednesday 23 November 2011 15:48

That dude did the right thing by not buying you two the alcohol you're not supposed to be having anyways

Beelzebub259 7

Monday 28 November 2011 13:40

I do that, teaches kids not to be complete retards

shrdlu 28

Tuesday 6 December 2011 9:34

See the movie "American Graffiti", especially the scenes when Terry tries this.

juybuygo 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:26

YDI, shoulda just waited til you were 21. what if the guy was an undercover cop?

CadyAsInKatie 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:50

Why would the guy leave his car on if he was going into a store? YDI.

zacht618 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 21:48

my friend an I did the same thing the other day but it was his uncle an he pitched some money in an bought a gallon.lol good times.

XavierMedina 0

Monday 2 January 2012 3:06

You fault still your to young to drink.

neeka 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:57

Wtf?! Your 21 and you can't buy alcohol ahaha we only have to be 18 in Australia sucks to be you !

clark929 4

Wednesday 1 February 2012 20:32

#391 In Europe, it's 16 :P

reece555 0

Friday 13 January 2012 21:30

Oh no $20

Lieke 3

Tuesday 6 March 2012 23:49

I love to live in Holland. Legal drinking age? Sixteen.

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