Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
Pleonasm 35
You should move on at this point, OP.
Setareh23 34
Maybe he's trying to make you feel jealous?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (60)
Melix 31
Ouch, well this is a wake up call that you need to find more fish in the sea. So go out OP, find cuter men and party!
LeeCards 8
BP killed all the fish in the sea
Futacy 29
#foreveralone
mixinitup 12
That was no accident. He did that to mess with your head.
WhisperSoflty 20
Maybe I'm the only one... But I'm rather impressed with that florist! Five calls because of a difficulty with delivery? Sounds like pretty good customer service.
boofgall 16
It's not always that easy. Sometimes if you'd already caught a huge rainbow trout, anyone else after is just minnows to you.
cottoncandymango 17
Your ex is an idiot if he "accidentally" gets two girls' numbers mixed up.
amy6703 6
He probably did it on purpose to get under your skin. What a jerk. Send some magnum sized condoms to his house by "accident" and put your new boyfriends name on it.
whowantstoknow12 10
That sounds like the beginning of a radio scam to find out if the guy is cheating.
Enslaved 36
"War of the Roses"? I loved that show until they all ended the same way. :P
whowantstoknow12 10
Yup! I still get a kick out of the lame excuses guys try to get away with.
jmcr 27
One time it this guy was obsessed about this girl who believed that they had a relationship even though the girl wanted nothing to do with him and was interested in another guy i hope OP doesnt turn out like that crazy guy
Californialuvv 7
Awe how sweet , he still remembers you...what a lovely way to tell you about his new gf.
Cazz91 21
What an awkward moment indeed. Well the breakup happened for a reason. Perhaps take this misunderstanding as a good sign.