Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML
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Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
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Pleonasm 35
You should move on at this point, OP.
Setareh23 34
Maybe he's trying to make you feel jealous?
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Comments (60)
Enslaved 36
Why would the florist be given your number or hers vs only his? Delivered flowers are usually a door "surprise". Sounds like he planned to try and rub it in your face about his new girlfriend.
vegeta77 4
Or it's a prank call by him. Why do people always believe the person on the other side of the phone?
dawnimus 21
Five calls for a prank? Also that's a pretty lame prank. Hurtful, with very few laughs.
Sinistra_Blue 12
"Hello sir? Is your fridge running?" "Yes it is." "Well you better go catch it!"
aria78 19
I'm a florist. we do take the recipient phone number as last resort in delivery problems.
MeLoveCats 7
this doesn't sound like it was a mistake on his part. he was just being a jerk. good thing you broke up! FYL
vegeta77 4
OMG, I bet that stings. Sorry.
emilyjgraham 34
I'm not saying she should stay in this state of mind but she may not have been the one to break up with him. Break ups can sometimes be very one sided and painful and sometimes the 'dumpee' can still want to get back with them. I agree she does need to move on and yes he's an ex for a reason but there's sometimes that glimpse of hope for a long time after a couple have separated. :)
oinkmoosquid 5
That's definitely a sign to move on!
jhs578650 9
@16 I like how you just assume that she broke up with him. If she is thrilled about the idea of reconciliation then there is a fair chance that he broke up with her.
LyraAlluse 25
Don't worry OP. You will find another great guy soon.
LolFMLnot 10
But OP wants nemo, not everyone can be nemo you know
fluffycatsdad 33
Five missed calls? And they didn't think to leave a message?
jhs578650 9
@47 The fact that the OP knows who it was and why they were calling would seem to suggest that they did leave messages.
icepick23 12
Had you both listed under "Girlfriend"