Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML
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Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
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Pleonasm 35
You should move on at this point, OP.
Setareh23 34
Maybe he's trying to make you feel jealous?
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Comments (60)
WhiteCrimson 23
At least he is still thinking of you....
ninany63 9
Time to send flowers to him saying **** you:)
lifesucks1217 6
wish the best for you OP
Kc1001 14
It happens. You'll get over him.
dragonflyy_86 7
He probably did this on purpose to make you think he's seeing someone ...
kristabelli 19
That does suck, OP. How disappointing that must have been after getting all excited. And embarrassing!
Sinistra_Blue 12
And some of those fish are scaley, repulsive creatures that swim on the bottom of the ocean. Or as I like to call them, West Virginians. >.>
bouncyhouse 2
i am so sorry for you. i know each and every single one of us here has an ex that if they got those phone calls would be thrilled by and then crushed. My advice: Go buy yourself the flowers you would have picked anyways. Then a nice big bottle of wine. You deserve something nice. No reason to wait for someone else to do it for you.
Mabonga 12
change your number