Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML
Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML
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Top comments
__coralbell 15
At least she cared enough to ask
KuronoEru 26
Ask her when did she get her old car.
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Comments (34)
buckdharma 38
Do you too whine while going uphill?
wickedhyype 17
Lol i bet you were conceived in that car.
hellnosucka 27
give her a choice. it's either you or the car. this can't go on, it's too traumatic.
cuteputta 16
You should present a new car at your birthday .... so she will never forget ...
RedPillSucks 33
hey, at least she got your name right. my mom would go though the list of family member names until she got to mind (including the dogs name)
SBurrke 11
Dude I forget my own birthday sometimes.
warrenhoward42 20
that's sad...
Hildy93 21
Hmmm wonder what she cares about more
olpally 33
I wonder how old the car is... And you as well? Lol
worldclassrager 41
She should invest in a calendar