Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML
Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML
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__coralbell 15
At least she cared enough to ask
KuronoEru 26
Ask her when did she get her old car.
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Comments (34)
LadyKayDee 23
I posted a similar fml about my mother asking me my birthday and it didn't get posted. Fml and yours too OP
Lars93 18
my mom rather had a stripper for her birthday than me at her party.
kalbrek009 20
Does she think the car has a birthday as well? (As in the day she bought it, rather than the day it actually came off of the assembly line)...inanimate objects don't have birthdays, just in case she needs to know since she doesn't seem to be the brightest crayon in the box.
hollyanne27 9
God is great. beer is good, and people are crazy!
Random4ever22 17
Just remember. It's not you, it's alzheimer's
1739 8
Mom- buys present for car