Cold reading bullshit merchant

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not, and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bi-curious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
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chocogatto12 3

Psychics are frauds. They only tell you what you want to hear

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AdamGD 0

Wow... Your mom is a freak (no offense). Seriously? She goes to a phychic to find out if you're gay?? Even though you said you werent? I wonder what she would have done if the phychic said you were straight? Would she have consulted a nuerologist??

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used3294 0

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=3164

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pfcstuck 2

Then get a girl so you can prove her wrong.

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Kgpetosa 0

You should make Out with a girl in front of her ;)

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TVKill3r 15

Probably wouldn't change much honestly, she'd probably just think it was a facade to throw her off or some other BS.

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MothsWings 4

Eff your mom...she sounds stupid anyway. Do what you want to, and eventually she'll forget about it.

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MissyKissy 0

Who does your mom think your "bicurious" about? Your dad?

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RampagingBoner 12

HA! Wow that is some mother you have (no offense) but my sister thinks I'm gay so I know how you feel

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GavinGf 2

Can someone who voted you deserved it explain their thinking to me I'm just curious

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