Classic Jeff

By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Peru

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 960
You deserved it 1 559

Same thing different taste

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Saying something funny and offensive would be bad. But saying something that isn't even funny...how drunk was he?

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Hey it could be worse... I'd have said sth amongst the lines of "I know yall are just here cause of the food, and honestly speaking so am I. Buffets open!