Friends, Birthday, Surprise and Miscellaneous: Classic blunder

Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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She noped out of that one

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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Left behind

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 05/06/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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WhatsApp drama

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 02:00

Today I found out my husband was throwing a 50th surprise party for me, and no one RSVP'd because of my best friend starting arguing with everyone in a group text. This was going to be the first big party or surprise party that I'd ever had. FML

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Happy birthday, I suppose…

By chessgeeksam - 14/03/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I learned that the surprise party thrown for my girlfriend's 19th birthday was wonderful and she couldn't be happier. Except that I didn't show up. Apparently 40 people were invited but I wasn't one of them. We've been going out for three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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speshlk37 13

Tuesday 15 May 2012 18:26

Surprise!

br0ccoli 14

Tuesday 15 May 2012 18:27

I'm sure it won't be the first time she faked an "Ohh!" face.

Comments

bikerchick1990 4

Tuesday 15 May 2012 19:42

Clearly the people throwing the party did not invite you cause they knew you would ruin the surprise; which obviously you did anyway!

Synistiel 14

Tuesday 15 May 2012 19:46

More like FHL for her surprise being ruined. Maybe her parents or friends don't know you very well and didn't invite you.

mustangkid55 1

Tuesday 15 May 2012 19:51

Who was suppose to invite you if she didnt know?

sir_blackness 2

Tuesday 15 May 2012 20:04

party pooper..

CaptTeemo 10

Tuesday 15 May 2012 20:25

Every body needs a pooper that's why they invited you - Party pooper.... Party pooper....

GoldenGrizzly 7

Tuesday 15 May 2012 21:12

Every PARTY needs a pooper.

CaptTeemo 10

Tuesday 15 May 2012 22:06

I knew I messed it up. Thanks for correcting me

perdix 29

Tuesday 15 May 2012 20:05

Reason #1: You can't keep secrets. Need I go on? Cuz the rest of the list is more hurtful and personal.

2shameless 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 20:12

Snap! That would suck!

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 15 May 2012 20:29

What a party pooper you are man.

SliceOfCake 9

Tuesday 15 May 2012 20:38

I like cake.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 15 May 2012 20:48

I like chocolate milk.

SpicyDuck 22

Tuesday 15 May 2012 21:10

I think she meant the other friends should have told her to avoid such a catastrophe

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Today, after work, I was saying goodbye to my last remaining friend I worked with because she was going to be leaving for college. My manager saw me talking and made me clock back in and work because "If you have time to talk, you have time to work." FML.

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