Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Sounds like a crazy one to me...you're probably better off.
LemonStarship 5
Maybe she had imaginary boyfriends?
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Comments (68)
xdyingxwishx 0
You don't know her entire life story, maybe she had a little fling with someone that wasn't serious enough to mention to everyone...Then again maybe you do know her entire life story, considering you seem like a hardcore stalker.
lyssalicious 0
You checked with "all her friends and family" ??? Yeah, you'd creep me out, too!
FoundManyLemons 0
Two months. Who cares?
happyidiot3791 0
Dude, it was two months. Nothing to cry over.
jonny2x4 0
Well, at least you got to the boyfriend stage and not get stuck in the crush stage like in most FML's.
Skull_300 0
"Yawn"....
blastvortex 4
Eh? It was only two months. It could be worse. She was a pathetic liar anyway, so you're probably better without her.
torchestogether 0
You ARE a creep. How do you not realize your hypocrisy? Instead of just getting over it, because it was a short and meaningless relationship, you stalked her family and friends to get information that is not pertinent to your life. Stop being such a loser. You deserved it.
ColdGold 6
That make sense: You are her first boyfriend and you remind her of you. She wants something . . . . not like her first boyfriend.
QTPie123 0
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...