Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Sounds like a crazy one to me...you're probably better off.
LemonStarship 5
Maybe she had imaginary boyfriends?
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Comments (68)
louie111887 0
it's only two months dude. you'll bounce back
Spongebobs 0
Wow... Dont worry. Shes Stupid... You,ll get someone else soon
fmlmakesmylife99 0
wow.. thats low
Regnard_fml 0
That's funny. Yeah, the comments are funny.
FerrariCake 2
Maybe she has memory problems, like the chick in "40 First Dates"
movies12 0
"50 First Dates" not 40 LOL! OP that sucks!
theshinepolice 0
well, if you WERE her first boyfriend, then you should remind her of you, so its technically a valid excuse, stupid, but valid.
inspireme48 0
daaammmmmm thats mean
madjokes78 0
The ex-girlfriend thought she previously had a sparkling relationship with a guy named Edward.
polico_wolf 0
edward is an actual name you know, there are actually people named edward in the universe.
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
thanks captain obvious
SweetPotatoVines 0
YDI for looking like her first boyfriend.