Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Sounds like a crazy one to me...you're probably better off.
LemonStarship 5
Maybe she had imaginary boyfriends?
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Comments (68)
thekingjoe90 0
i'd tell him to **** off
MysteryJoker 5
so in reality, you remind her too much of yourself. yep, FYL.
lmaouloser 5
That is correct.
I_am_stupid_also 6
The stalking is strong in this one.
truth215 0
in the words of snoop dogg, "no respect fo a hoe"
redbluegreen 41
In the words of another band, "Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho. Won't trust a ho, won't trust me."
plethora 3
A "hoe" is a gardening implement.
transcedental 18
hahehahah ;D true!!
dontkillme 0
Shes a ****** bitch. WTF did you deserve?!
crzyry 6
Op, you have some serious stalking issues.. Maybe you look act so much like her ex boyfriend that her family and friends think you're the same guy. YDI for being a stalker though.
IntoTheClouds 42
Please explain how he is stalking her.
freshlybreezy 15
Not true. It's always possible he's still good friends with her family or they had mutual friends. That doesn't mean it's stalking.
cosmiccharlie 0
you checked with friends and family.... super creepy.
jessxoxo28 5
i agree, lmao
WTFsGoingOn 0
This is exactly what I thought!
notaveragejojo 0
lol yea same here
sarcdude 3
Yeah, you've dodged a bullet there like the other comment said. Besides, it was just two months. When something doesn't work out it means you've got something much better in store and from the sound of it, you could do MUCH better.
imperfectclarity 0
Well she wasn't lying...as her first boyfriend, you DO remind her of her first boyfriend...since you were.
musicislife1995_fml 0
maybe she has problems?