Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Sounds like a crazy one to me...you're probably better off.
LemonStarship 5
Maybe she had imaginary boyfriends?
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Comments (68)
coco22_fml 0
haha tht iz sooo funny!
captainmaharet 1
You're a stalker, and she doesn't tell everyone everything about her personal life.
42billybob 5
1. she had a secret boyfriend 2. she's crazy 3. she's a bitch one of those options will explain this. i'm guessing the 3rd one because it took her 2 months to come up with that. sucks, that's enough time to get really attached without being enough to get tired of someone (unless you have relationship ADD).
Kozaburu 0
You must have amnesia! Clearly you dated her broke up and several months later you both forgot and dated again! So don't fret, with your luck you'll be seeing her in another few months. And then you'll be smart enough to grow a moustache...
feminist19 0
she probably is tired off your clinginess and wanted to break up and used this as an excuse, its not a great excuse but get over it
MayLive333 0
lol i am sorry but it sounds like you just got saved from dating a psychopath.
ilysweetcupcake 1
hahaha I lov the ppl on FML!!! so fuuny
ronaldo_weasley 0
dude shes either psycho or a complete bitch. or both.
chrisinator13 5
so he got dumped then investigated why?
glasswater 0
I like how everyone is saying the girl is crazy. But the OP is the one who, after he got dumped, went around questioning her family and friends like a ******* psychopath. Okay, so she lied when she broke up with you. Maybe she just wanted to soften the blow. But she said it herself. YOU CREEP HER OUT. And it's no wonder why. I'd be terrified of someone like you as well.
blinkingstarlet 15
exactly what i was gonna say!