Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Sounds like a crazy one to me...you're probably better off.
LemonStarship 5
Maybe she had imaginary boyfriends?
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Comments (68)
pitt_fml 0
this made me laugh. nice.
naana1 0
that girl has som crazy exusess she's a crazy train
SleepyHead34 0
well fck tht bitch u can do so much betta;)
mrmerino 0
creepy... maybe she's lying
poppywinkle 5
that they know of..
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Ha relationship fail
ArielTheMermaid 17
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks but it's still funny
luvonsarah 8
You actually went to ask her entire family and friends? I can see why she broke up with you.
synthetictruism 18
May be they were imaginary too. In fact, perhaps the girlfriend was imaginary as well!
mknight789 0
You need to bitch-slap that hoe
cc88 3
Maybe she didnt tell anyone.