Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
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Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
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Today, my new wife and I got home from our honeymoon, and not an hour later she'd sat me down for a talk, saying, "Now that you're married you've got to act the part and give up this silly nonsense," then banned me from seeing my friends, playing video games, and basically everything else I ever enjoyed. FML
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FunkyAndFresh 7
Maybe she will change mind aswell.. :)
Zaffro 8
This will get voted down no doubt however... There must be some reason why she has done this. If you didn't see it coming you must not have listened to her much or she's super spontaneous!
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Comments (121)
elephantom12 9
Bitch be cheatin'.
Buttsexpirate 9
Sorry man but maybe she wasn't the one and you'll find someone even better in the future.
emvictoria 9
Hopefully she changes her mind about you. She's probley just going through a mid life crises. And gets over it soon.
chili10 18
Maybe she's on the run from the cops or somebody is trying to kill her and she wants to change her identity and leave all loved ones behind for their safety.... Not a lot of information was given so this is the story I'm sticking with.
kateindeed 5
This sounds like a country song. FYL.
MaaaanWTF 1
Sorry to hear that OP. FML has showed me how heartless people can be as well as how much pain people can endure. At least she did this 5 years into the relationship instead of 10 years. It would be even more difficult if you have children together which I hope you don't. Either way, I wish you the best of luck now that you're back in the game. Keep that pimp hand strong son! Hoes will be hoes and haters are gonna hate.
SecretMe00 5
OP can be a man and give it his all... But if the woman don't give a damn about it then it'll go down the drain. A relationship takes two people. Besides, we don't know what OP did.. He could of tried stopping her, offered marriage counseling.
bitchesbcrazy 0
New look, new man
ladyLALAA 29
Change your bank passwords..
ImSoEffedUp 10
She probably met someone, they became friends, got a little too close..... The "Friend" probably done things that u didn't do, so she felt new and rejuvenated by him.... So she's doing all this to distance herself from u... I could be wrong, but I doubt it.... I've been that "Friend" several times......
docscientist 10
I doubt you have.
ImSoEffedUp 10
Yea, I'm sure u do doubt it....BUT it's true... Women are like that, compliment em when their husband/boyfriend doesn't...ask em how their day goes, how they're feeling....listen to em... It'll go a long way...it'll get u in good...
UncleMuscles 5
*Patrick face* "I love you."