Choking hazard

By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
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BlackWolfVII 0

Should've practiced on a banana first. Girls. *Facepalm*

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illgutcha 0

i didn't know women would actually try that!! LOL!! i bet that tastes worse than swallowing.

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Callyn 47

@OP: Completely deserved. You should also learn how to construct a sentence, your post is almost unreadable. English is one of the languages where word order matters.

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meleecow 0

buWHhahhahaha at least you didnt die

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Poasters82 0

What has our world come to?!?!?! God, Youre ****** retarded!!! Either put it on with your hands, use pull out, or don't give a shit about what happens after u have sex!!!!!!! Anyway, that's actually really funny, YDI 100 percent. Hope your boyfriend broke up with you after that.

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missapple_fml 0

Guess you won't try stuff you see on Real Sex for a long time, huh?

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