Miscellaneous: Chilly

Chilly

By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:02

that's because you're trying to sleep wrong. close your eyes when you sleep.

macskapingvin 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:12

1. Kill everyone from maintenance. 2. Skin them and sew them into a warm blanket. Problem solved.

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bobh_fml 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:57

while in college I did maintenance to offset my living expenses. typically you must have done something wrong to get that treatment. student residence coordinators and maintenance staff love Karma.

bkillam 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 5:48

Trying sleep?

suzy_q_9 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 23:02

Your dorms have horrible heating systems then. I also live in the dorms at my school and there was a blizzard a few weeks ago. I had my window wide open and was still sweating...and the heater was off!