Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
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boopityboppity 11
Perhaps he lent it to a friend? Or it's just a really big coincidence? Or... Yeah, he cheated on you. FYL.
YOUbeTROLLIN 0
if the room was dark you could've knocked out the girl he was with and just take her spot.
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Comments (212)
TruLife16 0
all you ppl are idiots maybe she crashed in a dark room and later on after the party he went in with the other girl? she probaly didnt hear them come in i dont hear shit when im passed out drunk
Igor_g5 0
Did you continue to pretend to be asleep?
albinogiraffe123 0
why would you sleep on the floor if there was a perfectly good bed right next to you?
emily420 0
i beat her ass.
chrisjones_fml 0
Oh dude, that kinda sucks big time.
S_T_F_U 0
@ #167 sugarbaby - its awfully ironic that ur callin that girl a dumb **** yet ur tha one makin out w her boyfriend..im just sayin..
LifeCanSuck789 0
Fakeeeeee!!!!!!!
mtc4ever 0
well I can see she got drunk, passed out, and he was prob with her, but seeing as how he's an ass hole, he waited till she was passed out, thought she would stay passed out while he fooled around, only to get caught.
Brontesky91 0
Wow so you were on the floor an he decided to have sex with some random person.1st I'm sure he would've notice you if he cared.2nd why were you on the floor of the room I would've passed out on the bed...3rd he's dumb to get caught. Kinda funny yet hard believe but anything can happen.
Brontesky91 0
Wow so you were on the floor an he decided to have sex with some random person.1st I'm sure he would've notice you if he cared.2nd why were you on the floor of the room I would've passed out on the bed...3rd he's dumb to get caught. Kinda funny yet hard believe but anything can happen.