Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
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Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML
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maskedman 9
Great? You just gave the greatest presentation your company has ever seen.
AquaSky 1
This one just doesn't sound plausible. But if it's legit, YDI for wearing a flimsy blouse in a professional environment.
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Comments (208)
Acuvue 0
Wow. This is one of the biggest YDIs I've seen in a while. YDI for so many reasons: 1) How can you forget to put on a bra? That's ridiculous. 2) At an important presentation, you shouldn't wear clothing that will snap/rip/break if you move the wrong way. 3) While you're at it, wearing a skin-tight shirt with teeny-tiny straps doesn't sound professional at all. Especially if you, uh, don't have a bra. 4) Who the **** fixes their shoes mid-presentation? Any F student in a community college public speaking class could tell you that's completely out of place. Don't ever go out in public again until you can learn how to function.
mskg 0
ha I still don't get how you forgot to wear a bra. I mean for real? No. trashy!
MOMama 0
who forgets to wear a bra?
riderows 0
your an idiot. why would you forget to wear a bra, plus why wear a blouse that could break because of your oversized boobs. get bigger shirts you **** *****
thisismitch 3
i lol'd and thought of the rabbit in Alice in Wonderland. hes late for an important date though...
ktwoof 0
Why is everyone suddenly assuming that she's a hoe/*****/tramp/member of the itty bitty titty committee? The tanktop could've been supported by a built-in-bra. Honestly, people shouldn't automatically judge people just by an FML
phatdaddy62 23
I "forgot" to wear a bra and showed some guys my *******. oh my. fml?
Andyangels27 0
I've got a boner
tam_tiger 0
Really? I'm a perky bcup and I never have forgotten to wear a bra. It's uncomfortable and if you like your nipples pointing at people and rubbing against shirt fabric. No it's not cause you have small perky round amazing breasts it's cause you're dumb
peasinacan 0
..ware u work again?