By el211 - United States
Today, my boyfriend ran accidentally head-first into my face and left me with a giant black eye. My mother is convinced I had a seizure in a park somewhere and won't listen when I tell her she's wrong, and everyone else thinks my boyfriend is abusive. FML
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  Felendris  |  0

I'm pretty sure your hidden stalker 12 year old bro is thinking, "WHAT THE **** I WAS SUPPOSED TO PUNCH HER DURING ORGASM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAH NEEEEEEEERD RAAAAAAAAAAGE" -_-

  PsychoMerk  |  0

I have literally ran into my bf's fist >_> we were roughhousing and spinning/running around in circles at the grocery store, and when he tried to stop me by putting his arm out and hug me I ended up trying to dodge it and ran right into his fist 0_0 he bought me animal crackers after though :3

  Glarznak  |  0

You lose control while standing up and you fall face first on the ground, broken nose (sometimes) and damage to your face.
Happened to a friend while he was outside.

  starberries  |  0

Dumbass, #2 was asking why her mom would randomly decide she had a seizure in a park just because she had a black eye. Not how it's possible to get a black eye from a seizure. Pay attention.

By  perdix  |  29

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

I'm sorry that you feel so worthless that you think you deserve to be beaten by your boyfriend. You should get help. FML commenters can be cruel, so that won't help -- unless you're into that sort of thing;)

  harmony88  |  0

Seriously... I've gotten a black eye from falling out of bed, yet everyone blamed my ex... we've always gotten on well and our friends joked about it, but a few people overheard and over-reacted.