Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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jonjon1217 0
Usually shower doors at least click into place...how hard did you throw yourself against it?!
margxoxo 0
how did you not remember? sorry, ydi.
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Comments (139)
CallMeHush 1
Sexy enough, I like wet nekkid girls sprawled out on the floor. Doesn't happen often enough if you ask me.
CommentExplainer 0
I wonder what he did when you were on the ground......
Isamermaid 17
Dear 32, I wish cheap iPhone-FML would let me reply or that the FML would even show up on the regular site. I love weiners. Period.
lucky_lady09 0
44, how can you talk about people like that when you're a gross guy? Funky glass, empty to rolls right by your head... there are trash cans for a reason dude!
lucky_lady09 0
I meant tp rolls... darn iPhone auto-correct
eazyeeze 0
Makes you wonder why he didn't shower with her though
wreckem881 0
haha you assume I'm a "gross guy" from one slightly insanitary looking picture?? I'm in fact a very "clean guy" I guess you'd say
Eamon128 1
Hey 53, why don't you change your picture before you criticize other people? People like you disgust me.
lele504 0
Lol did it hurt
Maxine17 8
Why I just love pressing myself up against shower glass! YDI