Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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jonjon1217 0
Usually shower doors at least click into place...how hard did you throw yourself against it?!
margxoxo 0
how did you not remember? sorry, ydi.
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Comments (139)
littlemissdqgirl 8
Lol you should have seen that one coming op lol
seanreddog 4
Is your shower enormous? I've never seen one that opened inwards, so YDI.
sbjess 8
im guessing OP is blonde
godofcyanide 8
I'm guessing you win. :D
debbielushious 6
I'm sick of people like you.
bvbarmy1234 2
141- and I'm sick of people like you being overly sensitive about blonde jokes. :)
cumberbunny 17
I'm blonde and I think blonde jokes are hilarious! I'm at a top high school in England and I know I'm not stupid. Some people get really offended by them, and it's like, take a joke, people.
FiendFyre_fml 0
thats exactly what I was thinking 16
Isamermaid 17
Dear 11, I am a girl. I will send sexy time pictures when you prove to me that you have a weiner. Thank you.
NzxtZ06 0
Dear 24, you know, I'm more of a burger guy myself, never was that much for hot dogs so although you may be disappointed, no weiners here. Oh and you're welcome for the accent ;)
Isamermaid 17
Plus # 11/9, thank you for using ñ as necessary.
masaha11 0
You look like a grandma
autumn16 0
haha this is funny (: op wouldnt you have known how it opened when you opened it to get in? i mean my shower slides but still, you should have known [=
PurpleLlamas 0
26-there are walls around the door and she tried to press up against the wall but she pressed up against the door instead...that make sense?
wreckem881 0
26.. you look freakier than my ******* uncle
Eamon128 1
Are you kidding me? #26 is very pretty and I don't think you're one to judge.
Xythenol 6
48: ******* Christ man... either change your default picture or shut the hell up. This is like the millionth time I've seen you bashing on someone else's picture, and you're no Mr. February yourself.
autumn16 0
Thank you (: 59 and 66 (: that other guy is rude though :/ I mean I know I'm not tge prettiest person ever but still..
ibanez370 0
your very pretty.. hes been puting down everyone !! such a douche.. i vote we get him banned? lol .. told me i looked like a guy, then said he was kidding that i was pretty but not pretty enough to date him? like take a ****** hike loser!
pokerjedi 0
#48 WTF is your issue dude? you look like an ugly rob Thomas on meth in your pic. and no I choose not to have a pic bc I don't need the world knowing what I look like. and don't care. but shit man grow up. quit jerkin in the bathroom and get out and get a haircut and a personality while your at it.
ibanez370 0
well said 81
Eamon128 1
Haha well said
autumn16 0
thank you guys ((: I agree that he is a duecher! I wouldn't even give him a 2nd look. if I looked like him I wouldn't make fun of anyone. I'd never even think about talkin to someone like him. but you guys are awesome (: thanks for takin up for me
lazydawg 0
agreed with 81...that guy does look freaky...and 26 has a pretty sweet look! I wish more girls looked like you 26.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I agree, #26 is gorgeous. :)
autumn16 0
aww thanks (: y'all have made my day (:
Eamon128 1
haha no problem :) that guys just an asshole. don't listen to people like him
honestlove11 0
48 did I NOT tell you to stfu before? she is very pretty, and you're an ugly skanky creep guy :) the end!
autumn16 0
thanks 113 your really pretty too (: all of you girls are. I'm not gonna listen to one fugly guy. he really should get a life XD
perdix 31
Pressed ham is funny, not sexy.
NzxtZ06 0
27 = win
DiNgO_lOvE 0
haha:) that's highlariousss!
starstrukkk13 0
26 totally has a fake picture
autumn16 0
sorry but I'm not fake nor is my picture but good job tryin to get attention. too bad it was a fail.
autumn16 0
oh and don't say anyone has a fake picture.. you don't even have one!! just puttin it out there
enave 0
boobies just saying