Cheapskate

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, my entire family of five is sharing one roll of toilet paper. My parents refuse to buy any, because my father can get it free from his work. He's forgotten to bring any home every day without fail for the past seven days. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 529
You deserved it 3 406

Same thing different taste

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Wow your parents are cheap. Just buy your own, and let no one use it.

"get it free from work" usually means "steal it from work" and your dad hasn't forgotten. He's probably being watched by the supervisor. He's not only cheap but he's a criminal and he's going to look like an absolute idiot when he has to tell people he lost his job for stealing toilet paper. FYL, it really sucks when you have to suffer because your parent are idiots. What else does your dad get "free" from work?

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skyeyez9 24

Damn, my parents were cheapskates but at least they always bought the essentials in the house to live comfortably. fyl

franwins0827 7

Maybe you should just start buying yourself toilet paper.

how about getting off your cheap ass and buying some yourself instead of waiting for mummy and daddy to do everything for you. do they wipe your bottim as well?

Hmm maybe op doesn't have money or a licensee so can't drive to the store.

wait so your butt was all dirt for 7 days.. no bueno

Your parents provide for you all the way until now. Can't you get some toilet paper for the family? Maybe you should contribute to the well-being of your family members.

DAMN! your fam is cheap and your dads a thief!

When your sitin on the John and the toilet papers gone, be a man, use ur hands

Haha. You'd think it was no longer accidental;)