Today, my boyfriend asked me to sniff his armpit to see if he was the one who smelled. I did because we are that comfortable with us. After a couple of sniffs I heard laughter. I forgot I was sitting in his living room and his family was watching me the whole time. I am now the BO finder. FML
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Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, my boss held his polo shirt one inch from my nose and asked me to smell it. He said that he was going into one of our tenants' apartment and wanted to smell him before and after so I could judge said apartment's cleanliness. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
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Top comments
elliebutton 0
Gross. Why would you even do that?
ShyShy_fml 0
You "forgot" you were in his living room? Um, yea.... sure you did....
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Comments (99)
iTyler 0
HahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahHahahahahahahhahhahahah
lolololcheese 0
woah...I didn't know it was THAT weird that I don't think this is gross..
letitbe56 0
I'm right there with you. I don't see how it's weird that he asked her to see if he had BO, or that she was willing to give him an answer. If we look at it objectively, oral sex is a lot grosser than sniffing an armpit. But no one's going to tell her that it's weird that she felt comfortable enough with him to put his penis in her mouth.
watanidiot 0
#56 THANKYOU!
S4ssyK4t 18
With you on that one!
Jarlais 0
WTF FTW!!!!
waterynuggets 0
MLIA
Vilen1025 0
You're an idiot. 'Nuff said. Why would you even do that in private?
santafay 0
Ew, thats gross :)
blooop_fml 0
...? That's not even funny or an fml. Its not even that big of a deal. "We are that comfortable with us." Really? How old are you, 12?
zachmassacre 0
How the hell did you forget you were in your living room?
liveitlearnit 0
Who gives a shit what people call you? The other day I sniffed my boyfriend's crotch as to decide whether or not he was in a good enough condition for some action. Comfort is awesome in relationships. Just enjoy that you have a guy that feels comfortable with you.
LilithHellfire 0
I moderated this :)
BlackScorpionAng 0
Really? Well...then... FYL! How'd that be?