Today, my boyfriend asked me to sniff his armpit to see if he was the one who smelled. I did because we are that comfortable with us. After a couple of sniffs I heard laughter. I forgot I was sitting in his living room and his family was watching me the whole time. I am now the BO finder. FML
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Top comments
elliebutton 0
Gross. Why would you even do that?
ShyShy_fml 0
You "forgot" you were in his living room? Um, yea.... sure you did....
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Comments (99)
Nothingness1 3
I think that's cute. Being that comfortable with a guy must be nice. =]
blo0_starZz 0
I agree :3
katherinebby17 28
lol wow
BaGu_fml 0
A COUPLE of sniffs? Do you have an armpitsniffing fetish or something?
WonderBlunder 0
For **** sake, it's not a matter of being "comfortable", it's ******* gross. Do you and your bf: "honey, come smell my armpit" everytime you guys are alone?? Oh well, some people have weird fetishes.
alexandraaaax3 0
Sorry, I don't understand how that's an FML. That's not that bad...but I'm sorry, that's a little odd. It's one thing to do a quick sniff test in the air around you, but smelling his pits? Ew. Sorry, I think it's gross.
epicwinmaster 0
you guys need a hobby. jesus christ. even if you are "that comfortable" why would you sniff an armpit??? thats ******* nasty. YDI
irockmyworld 0
if u were okay with it then why is this a FML?
xEmGai 0
Eww, wouldn't even sniff my husband T....T;
lobby0ne 0
oh wow
The_Pierrot_fml 0
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