Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, I found sex tapes on my husband's computer of me and him. Not only have I never done a sex tape, we were doing stuff I’ve never done before. Turns out he got an AI to make them, since I don’t do that stuff for him, he thought the acceptable alternative was to make fakes to wank over. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
Today, I was blowing my husband when we heard that distinctive shutter noise, and we realised our daughter had taken a photo of us. Apparently, she meant to take a video because she knows a website where any kind of "spying on people having sex" video will earn her $50. FML
Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML
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No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0
divorce him .... use the tapes as evidence in court you're likely to get more since he is the scum of the earth
flyboy57 0
tape a **** you I'm leaving video for him!
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Comments (49)
blah123blah 0
3-sum.
moopsy234 0
omg!! wow he got a as that will swallow up a g string an uptop ummm two bee stingss!!! yay luv that song!!! but u need to divorce that douchebaggie of a husband of yours cuz he still think u don't know of u ain't told him yu found out!!!! Play sum grittball!!!!
not_kidding 0
What. The. ****. The beginning of your comment is just completely indecipherable. Somebody help.
mollytamale 1
Truest of true meaning of FML. So sorry :(
bzb 2
Put them on the Internet - especially if you've got a good shot of his o-face!
handsoff 0
Your husband? Is an idiot. At least the divorce is pretty much guaranteed.
Fett 0
Stop crying and ask to join in
visage 0
One question comes to mind: was she hotter than you?? Good for him if he traded up!!
livvittupp 0
What a douche comment
MikeLitoris_fml 0
he's clearly not that smart
abitesizedcow 1
ydi for marrying scum
srak 0
ydi. for not puttin out enough