Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML
Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML
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PSQ91 6
Stop the car please. Stop it! Stop the ******* car!! bwarrggghhh
foglyogly 0
Because vomiting is a choice?
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Comments (68)
dewby98 0
you should try harder next time
Emers0802 2
that's what she said? :3
DarkHelmet 10
that's the FUNNIEST thing I've heard all week!!! Do you know how bad you have to suck to make someone throw up at your performance!!!
ReynshineCutting 10
I am not impressed with your performance!
RokNRoll11 9
how is that an FYL, more like a YDI.
Jesus_Christ69 0
Perhaps he was just sick that day and the motion of the car made his stomach uneasy. Don't be too hard on yourself next time.
Blacksmokehick 0
woman?
HaloR 0
Y cant u drive,its simpleall it takes is a brain
LizzJizz 16
Lol youd be surprised how many ******* Terrible drivers there out there -_____-
MisterMichael 9
must be a girl
CrazyGirl445 4
Ohhh boners I love you (: haha
Mini_Pedobear 0
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