Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
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MrSuperEmoticons 3
You gotta let your mom know that strip teases aren't free. People gotta lay out the dough, first.
singerlove 14
The escalator just wanted to be invited to the party in your pants, that's all...
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Comments (164)
Ins_Knie 2
Were your undies classified as WMD (widgets of men's distraction)?
desireev 18
It was either there or airport security.. Wait! They aren't supposed to make you take off your pants?! Uuuughh!!!! >:[
SoSickWithIt 14
Last year when I was headed home from Thanksgiving in a different state, I was going through airport security, the guy chose me to pat down, he grabbed my penis.
Clamcreepy 7
That sucks, if you went commando then your day was really ****** because the family jewels are sacred and can't be exposed all willy nilly
dreamer9614 3
It's a girl.......
Magg0t 8
Yet a good reason why I always wear gym shorts with pockets under my shorts/pants. For really screwed up reasons such as this.
Isa_fml 20
TOBIAS FUNKE: NEVERNUDE!
YahImThatGuy 0
All the jokes about this are funny, but in all seriousness, they could've just cut the jeans right where they were caught, allowing you to still wear 95% of them.
lizard399 0
In this case, my folded scissors on my key chain would have come in handy. You should get one, seeing as though you're accident prone.
hoonyer 17
but seeing as how they were in an airport, they would have then been tackled to the ground, thrown in jail, fined hundreds, and put on the no fly list :/
Isa_fml 20
yikes. see, this is just more proof that escalators are scary and can't be trusted. they hunger for human blood. and the pants of young ladies, apparently.
UrCapsLockOn 12
Shitty day to not go to the airport 4 me :((
momo1972 3
Got any pics? Where were the tourist?
alexnoyle 12
Send some pics will ya?