Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
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MrSuperEmoticons 3
You gotta let your mom know that strip teases aren't free. People gotta lay out the dough, first.
singerlove 14
The escalator just wanted to be invited to the party in your pants, that's all...
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Comments (164)
White_Knightspc 0
hope you were going commando. yes I said it.
beckaxoxo 5
what does OP mean?
Troll_spray 6
Op means old person....
DocBastard 40
Obscenely perverted
ERIKER 11
Original Pooper
zakkyzebra 11
I thought it meant Oblong Penis...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oragami Penis. The japanese are really perverted. Just look at most of their Anime (and hentai)!
zakkyzebra 11
Oblong. Oragami. Same difference. But who's that weirdo above my previous comment? Original Pooper? Scoff! How preposterous!!!!
Gtaylorfication 0
Old penis
Ins_Knie 2
Original Poster. Or Open Pants in this case.
I_Punch_Babies 7
Ox Penis
Ugi 27
Obscenely Pantless
legresley85 1
I hope you had a good pair of underwear on. Hopefully it wasn't a commando day.
DocBastard 40
Has no one else noticed the ridiculousness here? How long much your pants be for them to get caught in an escalator? Dare I say you deserve it for wearing jeans down to the floor?
absolutegrrr 7
Don't most people wear jeans 'down to the floor'? Or am I the only one not wearing ankle bashers..?
TheDrifter 24
They should end just above the floor. Only hipsters and hillbillies buy pants and walk the excess length off of them.
dreamer9614 3
Actually, I like mine to end right at the floor. If they puddle on the other hand...
Xquisite1 28
Great! You prepared ahead of time for your TSA molestation.
Gtaylorfication 0
Hey look on the bright side at least you weren't going commando! Where you?
jonriise18 3
Learn to spell.
Torva_fml 16
Learn to not be an asshole. If you're going to correct someone, just fix the word, and leave it at that.
jimbob1718 2
If I was mother I would be hoping u were wearing a thong
underguarded 20
Why not just rip them out...?
SteveOsWifey 5
haha shit happens & what did you do after that were you just walking around in your underwear?
piccalo 4
That's bad...but ur mother did a good thing...escalators will cause more damage than we can expect if something caught in it.