Miscellaneous: Buzzed

Buzzed

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 20:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend's 11 year-old son accidentally shocked himself with our electric fly swatter. Thirty seconds later, while trying to prove to him that it's physically impossible to shock yourself with it, and that it's perfectly safe, I did the exact same thing. FML

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By Jakesssss - 10/04/2015 01:02 - United States - Hudson

Today, I showed a kid how to knock somebody out for self defense. He then knocked me unconscious with the same method I'd just showed him. FML

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By mister fixit? more like mister fuxit - 25/11/2024 03:00 - United States - New York

Today, I made the mistake of taking apart and fixing a malfunctioning toaster in front of my five year-old. Two hours later, he tried to take apart a lamp that was plugged in. He shocked himself, broke the lamp, and set the carpet on fire. FML

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You deserved it 271

By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 10 895

By Anonymous - 04/05/2018 19:00

Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML

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Shocking reaction

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 14:00

Today, I was replacing some outlets for work and I got surprise-electrified. I threw my wire strippers in the air while yelling, "Oh fuck me." The homeowner and his 2 kids were standing 3 feet away. He was not happy. FML

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Shocking

By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 17:01

Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML

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That's the power of love

By Sorry kitty - 15/10/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML

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You deserved it 184

By flustered - 06/05/2012 14:57 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

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By fudgydiaper22 - 30/01/2011 00:28 - United States

Today, my dad attempted to fix a power outlet. He managed to shock himself with 120 volts and fall backwards, landing on top of me. I am 85 pounds and he weighs 290 pounds. FML

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Quack quack quack!

By Anonymous - 22/01/2025 03:00 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, my son admitted that he worked out how to make a fuse in my house's fusebox blow, by turning on all the appliances and lights in the house at once. He's done it three days in a row because when the lights go out, I 'scream and act like Donald Duck, but with swearing' and it's hilarious. FML

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Avabundy 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:07

Really? An electric fly swatter won't shock something if you hit it against anything? I guess its lucky your hands weren't wet.

Mastyge 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:09

Don't electric fly swatters have stickers on them, saying they can shock you? YDI

Comments

jjcooper 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:03

wow

XinvizableninjaX 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 9:23

my friend has a electric fly swater that he accidently hit me in the face with when I showed him he had a moth in his room

Proud_vegetarian 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 5:44

The comments on here are so amusing...,

KyRidHEART 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:44

..my hero?

okmankk 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:41

fail YTD

Vampierjazz2010 0

Friday 2 December 2011 17:52

My sister shocks her cats with those things. Totally inhumane.

elodymayweeble 7

Friday 18 May 2012 16:59

Yea...um, it is entirely possible to shock yourself with anything ELECTRICAL.

lululatenight 28

Tuesday 6 November 2012 1:47

Why would you try to prove something powered by electricity doesn't have the capability to electrically shock you? I'm sorry, I don't want to live on this planet anymore. And I'm also having a really bad day, so I'm sorry if I'm being needlessly cruel….