Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
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JeanNe91 0
that's why you never tell parents the truth.
Slightmisshap 0
you can get it for free without parental permisson.....
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Adenathe 0
My mom is really understanding. She's told me she had sex in high school, started smoking in high school, etc. It doesn't mean she is all gung-ho about me doing that stuff but she won't get upset. I'm on birth control cause I actually DO have a problem with my period, but I'm 18 and my boyfriend and I have been together for almost a year. While I'm a virgin now, she and I both know it might change in a few months so she's prepped me with a few condoms just in case, and knowledge that I can come to her for anything, and she never does the stupid trap thing.
fuckyou420 0
that sucksssss
Dcm210 19
tell her ur a lesbian
Dcm210 19
become a lesbian
angel971_fml 9
you seem to lose either way love
KitsuneNarutoKun 13
Well played mother
11tyrasinski 12
ahh reverse psychology
RickyG655 0
AhahahAa
doglover100 29
Never trust parents
Ugi 27
Your mother is an evil genius!