Weddings, Music and Love: Buddy Rich is not dead

Buddy Rich is not dead

By DrumrollPlease - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, my father informed me that he plans to play a drum solo instead of making a speech at my wedding. And yes, he IS completely serious. FML

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SauceySarah 30

Friday 11 March 2016 9:57

That's a pretty rad dad.

djurmel89 30

Friday 11 March 2016 10:00

ba dumm dumm tsss...

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Jennababy2792 20

Wednesday 16 March 2016 14:24

adopt me

DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 4 April 2016 18:20

boats and hoes

ElegantSwan 4

Monday 18 April 2016 6:56

That's pretty cool I would much rather that than a speech.

connorhperkins 9

Monday 13 June 2016 6:46

Your dad sound awesome *wedding music playing* Dad: DU DU DU DU DU DU DUN CRASH BANG BOOM BA BA DA DUM... CCRRAASSHH

Atmey 5

Wednesday 22 June 2016 12:16

Wow, make him pee in the punch while at it.

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