Love: Broken

Broken

By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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Friday 14 August 2009 12:19

"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"

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You left out the most important part: Who won the game?

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wildcatgrad2011 3

Sunday 29 June 2014 7:10

I hope you left him at that ball game haha

EchoSerenity 15

Monday 21 July 2014 4:29

Hopr you left his ass there.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 10 October 2014 0:59

He's a dick.

yescry 12

Saturday 18 April 2015 14:48

Grab him by the balls, pull, and twist

399 41

Thursday 12 May 2016 15:44

That sucks :(

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