Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was watching the show "Sixteen and Pregnant". I started bawling when the girl's dirtbag boyfriend proposed to her with a $20 ring he bought from Walmart because I was so lonely and was jealous of her "romantic relationship". FML
Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML
Today, I found myself watching Masterchef UK and was excited because there was an attractive female contestant. I then went on to imagine us getting married and being together forever. Man I am lonely, but more importantly need to get out more. FML
Today, I lost all hope of finding a man. I’m gonna be 34 and I can’t get a date to save my life. I was cursed with a facial deformity and 285lbs of weight, making all men run for the hills. All of my younger sisters have got married and started families. FML
Today, I decided to put my friend through the ultimate test of maturity: watching an episode of My 600-lb Life. He didn't even go ten minutes before he started making jokes. I didn't go much longer before I started laughing at them. FML
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, thanks to traveling restrictions being lifted, I was finally able to go visit the guy I've been chatting with online for the past year. When we met it was like a TV show, well more like three shows: Catfish, Hoarders and My 600lbs life. Turns out he had his neighbor video chat me all along. FML
Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML
Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Taylor Caldwell 10
Yes with people who enable their unhealthy relationship with food because they themselves have a complex of being needed and are more of a caretaker than a romantic partner. Most of those relationships fall apart when the person loses weight because they are built on unhealthy dependencies.
RichardPencil 32
This is fantastic! I'm sure most of us, including me, assumed the OP was well below the 600-lb threshold. You added a completely new perspective! Well played.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
You're too skinny to deserve love. Start eating! You're welcome in advance and bon appetit!
Angel Johnson 7
You must be skinny too
RichardPencil 32
I know. I'm having such a hard time packing on that last 400. I went to Weight Watchers to get help, but they wanted to push my weight the other way. I could only make 600 pounds my "goal weight" if I was 11 feet tall! So, I suffer.
GamerChickxoxo 16
wow you must be realllllllly fat
RichardPencil 32
This is fantastic! I'm sure most of us, including me, assumed the OP was well below the 600-lb threshold. You added a completely new perspective! Well played.
Taylor Caldwell 10
Yes with people who enable their unhealthy relationship with food because they themselves have a complex of being needed and are more of a caretaker than a romantic partner. Most of those relationships fall apart when the person loses weight because they are built on unhealthy dependencies.
obx0414 13
Same! I watch every week...by myself.
Angel Johnson 7
I know right! 🤦🏾♀️ I’m still single for years and it’s hard to find the one lol
s_ve 7
Uhhh I don’t see why it matters. What obese people aren’t good enough to love? If you watch the show you should know they usually go through trauma that causes the weight gain. Or should the significant other leave them because they are physically and mentally ill? Maybe that’s why you are single. Your a mean person.
ojoRojo 27
Do you feel you’re more deserving of a relationship just because you weigh less?