Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
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ImFrackinBored 13
...Well my question is: how many people liked it?
lekiat 0
well that blows
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Comments (160)
david000123 0
wtf u sucked him manginea!!!!!!!
cctigershark 0
somebody isn't getting another *******
k99 5
As long as he didn't say it was bad it's okay. Plus he's a guy so he would do that no offence to males
Molly_Amanda 11
lmfao; they same thing happened to me... you would not believe how many requests i got for bj's after that!
bballforward33 10
haha ya that doesn't doubt me much ;p jk jk I'm not a pervert ;p
Molly_Amanda 11
thats a littttle bit creepy...
BIGMAX_fml 0
i wuld have to :p
zach70x 0
and you posted it here... yep
patdis 0
id love to see the link to that
edwardRookwood 0
What's a *******?
xxchampionxx 0
it's when a girl has hankering for your dick
edwardRookwood 0
Is it when the girl makes the guy a sandwich and the guy beats her for no reason but she still deserves it?