Today, my coworker, who I'm secretly in love with, asked me what my plans for the weekend were. I thought she might have been about to ask me out, so I said that I had no plans. She then rolled her eyes and said that she hates talking to, "boring people who shut down every conversation starter." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML
Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to talk to this coworker I like and ask her out for a coffee next door. She was dismissive, cold and rude, and filed a complaint with HR. FML
Today, my wife asked me what I wanted to do this weekend. It’s been so long since she asked, I froze up, unable to think of anything I might enjoy doing that she wouldn’t immediately say no to. It ended up the same as every weekend; we now have plans to go shopping, then visit her mother. FML
Today, I told the cute girl in my office that she looked like she listened to country music, as an icebreaker. She blankly stared at me for what felt like forever, and responded with, "That's the worst thing you could say to a person," and walked away. She hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML
Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
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TheMathMajor 26
Oh, wow. What a rude thing to say. As a socially awkward person who hates small talk, I would be mortified if someone said that to me.
trucker2 33
What a bitch.... Better fish out there... OP keep looking
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Comments (59)
toba122 12
Wow. Why are you in love with her again?
iamdman 22
next time someone you like asks that the appropriate response is "none I wouldn't break for the right person, but I'm..."
larkspur15 2
Sounds like you could do much better than someone as unkind as she is.
OBUDDAYJOELPUTTY 12
That just leaves one option left. And that option is to **** her right in the pussy.
BFHSL 5
Now is that really the kind of person you want to be in "love" with?
littlekellilee 45
From discovery to 2000 something, wasn't that hundreds of years?
DeadxManxWalking 27
She asked you a question and you answered it!
SmittyJA24 26
I once had a lady ask me the same question (re my "weekend plans") & I replied with "Well, I haven't worked through the details for Saturday night but I did figure on cooking breakfast for you Sunday morning." Yeah ... that worked.
creepyclowntown 10
how rude, try to love someone with a loving personality, there are better girls out there. This is destiny telling you she isn't for you.
DeBosmash 4
Bad move. Never say you have nothing going on. Crap response from her but still a bad move