Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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Comments (505)
leighandnaomi 0
#1. haha WTF.
oohbullsnap 0
Ok so when you're getting head, you watch Star Trek? ..if anything, ****. But seriously, why would you wanna watch when getting blown.. Enjoy it. When girls do it its a treat cause its not beneficial to them one bit..
fuck_my_liz 0
holy shit thats funny!
shaniKW 0
That's extremely awesome.
bellsy 0
bahaha!!! dw buddy, that stuff happens to everyone else all the time :P they just don't want to admit it.... and lol #68, i'm sure you left quite a few people confused there...
BakerMan_fml 0
Why would you watch "Star Trek" getting head? And isnt the guy Spock gay anyways?
knottyhead 0
LMFAAAOOO!!!!!!!
sux2beyou 0
fail..
punkrocks789 0
...dude, why the hell would you be watching star trek of all things while that's happening? fail.
rainstorm 0
hahaha xD i understand the name thing cuz i call ppl the wrong name all the time (i called my brotherm y own name once o_o) but srsly why were u watching star trek then ur gf was giving u a bj? ...why were u watching star trek at all?!?!